Wednesday 30 May 2012

Where did it all go right? - 2011/12 review

Turning point: Fans witness a 3-0 defeat against Reading in December

In my review of the 2010/11 season, I used the image of Avram Grant losing a blank notebook to the wind of the Etihad Stadium as a symbol of a rudderless and doomed campaign. The topsy-turvy 2011/12 season does not lend itself quite so neatly to such metaphors. One Arsenal fan described his team’s season as “bipolar”, and while I am loth to compare a season that ended in promotion to a disorder, it was certainly a year of extremes and uncertainty. Aptly, fans were kept waiting until the dying minutes of the 49th and final match for a dramatic resolution.

For most other supporters in the Championship, regardless of whether they ultimately tasted success or failure, the pattern of their season tended to be quite straightforward. Reading: play-off hangover for the first four months, ruthlessly efficient thereafter. Southampton: quick out of the blocks, stumbled at the halfway point, then recovered. Coventry and Doncaster: barely out of the relegation places all season. There was little ambiguity at either end of the table. 7th-placed Middlesbrough missed the play offs by five points. 21st-placed Barnsley avoided relegation by eight points. By contrast, the play-off final victory over Blackpool could not have better encapsulated a season that for West Ham fans was never quite one thing or the other.

An opening 15 minutes in which Blackpool could quite easily have been 3-0 up, was a throwback to the self-destructive mentality demonstrated in too many big Upton Park matches where the players had simply frozen or panicked. 2-0 down within 30 minutes against Birmingham. Reduced to ten men within 18 minutes against Southampton. Turning a one-nil lead against Reading into a 2-1 deficit within the space of a minute. This was not how it was supposed to be under Big Sam.

The response though, was also familiar. The players waited patiently for a chink in Blackpool’s armour and when the chance came, West Ham’s superior class told. Matt Taylor, always a threat in advanced positions, played an inch-perfect pass to Carlton Cole who calmly slotted away his fifteenth goal of the season. It was not by accident that this team finished ten points above its nearest rivals and just three points behind champions Reading.

Blackpool may have portrayed themselves as hard done-by underdogs, but the truth is that before Ricardo Vaz Te’s dramatic winner, both teams came equally close to breaking the impasse. With a bit more luck and accuracy, chances for Carlton Cole, Jack Collison, Kevin Nolan and RVT would have seen West Ham finish off their opponents in the same comprehensive manner they had earlier in the season, not to mention against the likes of Watford (4-0), Nottingham Forest (4-1), Barnsley (4-0) and Brighton (6-0), too. Then again, had Matt Phillips and Stephen Dobbie shown just a little more composure, West Ham could themselves have been on the end of another Ipswich-style rout.

Looking at West Ham’s league placing during the season, it is tempting to counter this portrayal of a season of extremes. On 17 October, we entered the top three and remained there for the rest of the season. Indeed, narrow one-goal wins at Upton Park against the likes of Portsmouth, Peterborough and Coventry did not feel particularly “extreme” at the time. But rarely was one such clinical, workmanlike performance followed by another.

And that’s the point. This was not a season that can be nicely dissected into defined segments of good form and bad form. You simply did not know what to expect from one game to the next. Three consecutive league wins at the turn of the year were followed by that 5-1 hammering at Ipswich. When a run of seven home matches without defeat came to an end, it did so with a 6-0 thrashing of Brighton. When three consecutive games had to be played with ten men, seven points from nine were still accumulated.

Where did it all go right? Or perhaps the question should be, how did it not go wrong? For there were plenty of negatives. The protracted departure and derisory sale price of Scott Parker. The collapse of the Olympic Stadium deal. David Bentley. Sam Allardyce’s attempt to sign Diouf. The mysterious under-utilisation of big-name signings Ravel Morrison. Nicky Maynard and Sam Baldock. Exit from both cups in the first round. John Carew. Watching opponents “park the bus” at Upton Park. Watching our players fail to deal with opponents that “park the bus”. Fans calling for Di Canio. Allardyce calling the fans deluded. A bit too much “long ball”. Exaggerated perceptions amongst opposing fans about “long ball”. Unhelpful generalisations in the media as to West Ham fans’ attitude to “long ball”.

To miss out on automatic promotion by just two points and to go up anyway against that backdrop is a reminder of exactly why Allardyce was employed in the first place. He gets results. He took a team relegated with 33 points, with one point from its last 27, and got them back in the Premier League at the first attempt. He made some very good signings: Kevin Nolan, Ricardo Vaz Te, Matt Taylor, George McCartney, Henri Lansbury, Joey O’Brien. He got the best out of existing players – James Tomkins, Winston Reid, Carlton Cole, Gary O’Neil – whom another manager might have preferred to move on. Somebody more tactically analytical than myself could dedicate thousands of words to deconstructing the tactics that ultimately brought us success. I will sum them up in two words. Job done.

Analysing a year in the Championship sheds little light on what a first season back in the Premier League is likely to bring. Scraping into the play offs in 2005 gave no indication that a top half finish and an FA Cup final appearance awaited. Within days of the final game, the promotion-winning squad was already being disassembled. This is a season that will be remembered for the outcome, rather than how that outcome was achieved.

Did I say that?

Finally, and if only for some comic relief, here are my pre-season predictions from last August.

  1. One-nil to the cockney boys. Six one-nil wins by mid-January, then no more. (1/5)
  2. Player of the year: Matt Taylor. Were it not for injuries and a bizarre redeployment to defence he may have been in with a shout, but probably not. (1/5)
  3. Big Sam to re-write I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles. I reckon he considered it at times but by the time we reached Wembley he was singing Bubbles with the rest of us. (1/5)
  4. Millwall hoodoo to be broken. A draw at their place. Victory with ten men at ours. (4/5)
  5. Leeds and Ipswich good value for promotion. Peterborough and Derby to be relegated. Hmm. (0/5)
  6. The kids to make little impact. Hines and Stanislas left. Sears and Nouble bearly featured. Potts played a couple of games. (4/5)
  7. Scott Parker to be gone by end of August; Greeno gone in January. Scotty left. Greeno stayed. (2.5/5)
  8. Starting XI for last game vs Hull to have at least five changes from opening game vs Cardiff. Exactly five changes. Out: Ilunga, O’Brien, Parker, Sears, Piquionne. In: Demel, O’Neil, Lansbury, Vaz Te, Cole. (5/5)
  9. Sam Brown’s ‘I Feel Good’ to kick in when we score at Upton Park. Announcer Jeremy Nicholas makes it clear in his book Mr Moon Has Left the Stadium that music being played after a goal will never happen. (0/5)
  10. Some good awaydays. A club record 13 away wins. (5/5)

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