On the road: Fans at St James's Park await a rare awayday victory |
In
a recent interview with the Guardian, BT Retail boss Gavin Patterson had this to say about Sky
Sports’s Premier League coverage: “It's very professionally put together. But
it leaves me cold.” Such grudging respect isn’t too dissimilar a sentiment
to that felt by many West Ham fans during the 2012/13 season: Full marks
for achievement, but the edges of our seats remained largely untroubled.
Sam
Allardyce isn’t here to defend himself, so let me do it for him in a language
he would appreciate: Statistics. The average Premier League finish for a
promoted side over the last ten years is fifteenth, so to finish in the top
half is a massive achievement. Of the 30 promoted sides during that period,
there have only been five instances of first-season top-half finishes – and two
of them have been West Ham. In fact, excluding West Ham’s achievements in 2005/06
and 2012/13, six of the last eight play-off winners were relegated in their
first season.
Black-and-white
stats aside, Upton Park was the scene of several memorable matches: Fulham were stuffed 3-0; an incorrectly disallowed goal was all that stood between victory over
defending champions Manchester City; today's 4-2 win against Reading was high on entertainment; and, best of all, Chelsea were defeated at
the Boleyn Ground for the first time in ten years after an inspired second-half
comeback.
On
the road it was a different story. This supporter had the pleasure of watching
Big Sam get the better of ex-Hammer Alan Pardew in a 1-0 win at St James’s Park.
That was in November, and only one further awayday success followed. For fans
treated to a club record number of away wins in the previous season, following
West Ham around the country this time provided few loyalty points.
Resounding defeats at Swansea, Wigan and Sunderland – not to mention
humiliating losses at Tottenham and Arsenal – were those of a team that should
have been fighting for its top-tier life.
The
reason West Ham never came close to being dragged into a relegation scrap was
an unwavering discipline and a strong defence. Against lesser opposition in the
Championship, such qualities were found wanting. Remember being 2-0 down within
30 minutes against Birmingham City? Reduced to ten men after 18 minutes
against Southampton? That’s not to say that Upton Park suddenly turned
into a fortress: leads were squandered on five different occasions (albeit each
time against top-seven opposition). But the triumvirate of Jussi Jääskeläinen,
Winston Reid and James Collins ensured that only four teams left east London
with three points. At the other end of the pitch, Andy Carroll took the best
part of the season and a couple of injuries to get going, but when he did he
was prolific.
And
yet for all of that, nagging question marks remained. The Academy continues to
do a roaring trade for the lower leagues but little for West Ham’s first team.
No new faces emerged, while even established graduates James Tomkins and Jack
Collison were given scant opportunity to impress. The club’s striker
recruitment policy continued to baffle: Modibo Maiga and Wellington Paulista were
the latest recruits left to rot in the development team. Kevin Nolan notched an impressive tally of goals but otherwise the skipper’s contribution amounted to
the square root of fuck all. Meanwhile, any success that should have been
credited to Allardyce was undermined by a refusal to grant him a new contract
until it was just weeks away from expiring.
The
season had two main off-the-pitch talking points. Firstly, the vile chanting by
a minority of fans at White Hart Lane, though nothing new, finally got the
public condemnation it deserved. Secondly, the Olympic Stadium saga came to a
head with the club finally being given the keys to a redeveloped 55,000-seater
stadium just up the road.
When
we return to Upton Park in August, the Premier League will seem like a slightly
different place: Fergie will be gone, Everton will be Moyes-less, 10% of teams
will be Welsh and a new BT channel will be televising matches. A little change
at Upton Park wouldn’t hurt. But not too much. I’m thinking more of a cup run,
than a new manager.
It
may be boring to hope for consolidation, but those pesky stats suggest it’s a
worthwhile aspiration. Of the 12 teams promoted between 2003 and 2010 who
survived for a second season, one in three were relegated,
while only one improved on the previous season’s finish by
more than one place (Newcastle in 2012 – and we all know what happened to them the season after that). So a season of consolidation it is, then. That fancy new Adidas
sportswear is surely change enough.
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