Monday 29 October 2012

The pressure's off. Enjoy the fireworks.



Following Saturday’s defeat to Wigan, it was suggested that Roberto Martinez’s men have become West Ham’s bogey team. Three consecutive defeats might appear to give some credence to this view, but two away defeats and one League Cup defeat is not nearly enough information on which to base a trend. A glance back at the previous five matches, in which West Ham were victorious in four of them, should demonstrate that while our bogey team does reside in Lancashire, that team is not Wigan. Bolton have beaten us in each of our last eight meetings. Now that’s what I call a bogey.

If we are to go down the route of analysing historic information – always a limited exercise in an industry with such a high turnover of managers and players – then the lesson we should surely draw is this: matches between West Ham and Wigan have almost no bearing at all on the teams’ destinies.

Our first ever league meeting came in November 2003, with West Ham recording a first victory under Alan Pardew with a convincing 4-0 win. A springboard for promotion? Sadly not. The following season, Wigan came to Upton Park and won 3-1. West Ham went on to secure promotion.

The first six meetings as Premier League opponents saw the away side victorious each time; another example of the haphazard nature of these encounters. The last of these matches saw West Ham record a famous 3-0 win at the then JJB Stadium in a huge six-pointer. The penultimate game of the season appeared to have condemned Wigan to relegation. Instead they recorded an unlikely awayday win at Sheffield United and stayed up on goal difference.

Perhaps the ultimate red herring though, came in the 2010/11 season under Avram Grant. Having won just once in their opening 14 matches, West Ham beat Wigan 3-1 with a convincing performance. The match had been billed as a “save our season game”. So was our season saved? Yeah, right.

You may argue that the team’s underwhelming performance at the weekend is more deserving of analysis than my manipulation of the stats; and you’d probably be right. Still, I couldn’t help but be a little taken aback by KUMB’s match report, which began and ended thus: "West Ham blew the chance of moving into the Champions League spots after going down 2-1 at Wigan this afternoon …West Ham's fine start to the campaign meant today's disappointing reversal shouldn't necessarily cause panic in the ranks."

Too right it shouldn’t cause panic. We’re ninth in the table. It’s not Champions League football or bust. If the season so far is enough to send you into a panic you are either of a very nervous disposition or this is your first season following West Ham.

Anxiety seems to have been caused by our pre-Christmas run-in, which goes a little something like this:

Manchester City (h), Newcastle United (a), Stoke City (h), Tottenham (a), Manchester United (a), Chelsea (h), Liverpool (h), West Brom (a) and Everton (a)

Not an easy set of fixtures, granted, but isn’t the point of our strong start to the season that we can enjoy these games without too much pressure. The bottom three teams – Southampton, Reading and Aston Villa – have won once between them. Even if they each win three of their next nine matches and we win none (which isn’t going to happen) we still needn’t drop into the relegation zone.

Like Big Sam, KUMB have split the season up into phases and recognised the next phase as a rather tough one; but in doing so they have reached an unnecessarily bleak outlook. In the same way that a fireworks vendor doesn’t expect to do much business over the summer, West Ham aren’t expected to notch up many points over the coming weeks. But so long as the seller of explosives does good business during October and November, he should still achieve his targets; and so it is with West Ham. We can afford a lean spell in the run up to Christmas, because we did the business in August, September and October. Dropping three points at Wigan doesn’t undo that.

For what it’s worth, my opinion is that the upcoming games offer enough opportunities to at least hit 20 points before we all sit down for Christmas Top of the Pops: Pards has said himself that Newcastle aren’t their usual selves on Sundays following Europa League Thursdays (which is when we come to town); I believe that West Brom are in a false position and that we may be playing them at the right time; home matches against Everton, Liverpool and Stoke are winnable.

Man City are up first. The last time we entertained Mancini’s men in 2010, we did so by letting them breeze past us to a 3-1 win. It meant we went into the Christmas period with just two wins under our belt. This time around we already have four before we even reach November. It’s a nice position to be in. Let’s enjoy it.